Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person so dumb they think stairs are for sitting on, not climbing

I saw my cousin fall down the stairs like a sack of bricks. Jackfrit much?

My neighbor tried to sit on the stairs and cried when he fell. Classic.

My dog ran up the stairs and my brother tried to follow. He's a Jackfrit.

2

a human who thinks falling up stairs is a superpower, not a curse

My mom walked up the stairs and tripped. She’s a Jackfrit for sure.

My friend tried to walk up the stairs like a ninja and face-planted. Jackfrit energy.

My dad fell up the stairs and said it was a new level of cool. He’s a Jackfrit.

3

a person who falls up stairs so hard they think they're flying

I watched my brother fall up the stairs and he swore he was flying.

My cousin fell up the stairs and said it was the best day ever. Jackfrit level 100.

My dog ran up the stairs and my sister tried to follow. She's a Jackfrit.

4

a person who thinks stairs are a trap and falls up them like it’s a game

My dad fell up the stairs and said it was a trap. Jackfrit style.

I tripped on the stairs and my friend laughed. He's a Jackfrit.

My mom tried to climb the stairs and fell. She's playing the Jackfrit game.

5

a person so clueless they think stairs are for falling, not walking

My brother fell up the stairs and said it was normal. He's a Jackfrit.

I walked up the stairs and my friend fell. He's a Jackfrit.

My dog ran up the stairs and my sister tried to follow. She's a Jackfrit.

6

a person who falls up stairs so often they think it's a hobby

I fell up the stairs twice this week. I'm a Jackfrit now.

My brother falls up the stairs every day. He's a Jackfrit pro.

My mom fell up the stairs and said it was her favorite thing. She's a Jackfrit.