Jackey

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A cold snap so brutal it makes you wish you had a jacket and a death wish. Came from a grumpy rapper in Chicago back in 2008, and he was already half-dead.
Bro I just got hit by a Jackey and my face is numb
Jackey hit me so hard I forgot how to breathe
This Jackey is colder than my ex's lies
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A slightly less stupid version of Jackass, but still mostly stupid. It started in Northern California and it's basically just Jackass with better hair.
My friend tried to be a Jackey and ended up in a ditch
Jackey is just Jackass with more snacks
I tried to be a Jackey and now I live in a ditch
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Drinking Jack Daniels until you’re so wasted you get Whiskey Dick, then getting a massage that feels like heaven and lasts forever.
I had a Jackey last night and now my soul is happy
Jackey is just a fancy way of saying 'I'm drunk and I'm getting a massage'
Jackey is like a party in my pants
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The most awesome human being ever, like a superhero but with more attitude and less cape. Basically a god in human form.
Jackey is like my superhero, but with better hair
Jackey is the reason I still believe in magic
Jackey is the best and I don’t even know why
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