JacketPhobia

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When you’re so scared of wearing a jacket that you’d rather freeze to death than let people laugh at your ugly, saggy coat.

My mom made me wear that dinosaur coat to school, and I got bullied for it. I’d rather be a popsicle than wear it again.

That puffy jacket my dad got me looks like a hot dog bun. I’m not wearing it.

My friend laughed so hard at my grandma’s trench coat that she cried. I ran out of the room.

The terror of putting on a jacket, knowing people will mock you for looking like a giant blanket with arms.

I wore my dad’s old parka, and my classmates called me ‘PufferPuff.’ I threw it in the trash.

My brother wears a jacket so big, it looks like he’s wearing a tent. I’m not going there.

My mom made me wear that stupid blazer to the grocery store. People stared at me like I was a freak.

When you’re so ashamed of your jacket that you’d rather be thrown in a lake than be seen wearing it in public.

My cousin wore his dad’s old leather jacket to school. It looked like a meat suit. I felt sorry for him.

My friend got a jacket that looked like a pizza. I told him he should eat it.

I wore that ugly flannel jacket to the mall, and everyone laughed at me. I wish I was underwater.