Jacketinal

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A jacketinal is something that can spit out poison, fire, or anything that will make you scream and cry. It doesn’t care if you’re a kid, a grown man, or a tough-as-nails warrior. It just wants to ruin your day.
My little brother is a jacketinal. He spits out lemon juice and calls it fire.
That monster in the movie is a jacketinal. It shot lava from its nose.
My mom is a jacketinal. She uses her voice to make me cry every morning.
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A jacketinal is a creature that’s got more guts than brains and will stab you with fangs, claws, or anything that smells like trouble. It doesn’t care if it’s tiny or huge. It just wants to make you bleed.
That spider on my face is a jacketinal. It bit me and said, ‘Welcome to the club.’
My dog is a jacketinal. He barks at the mailman like he’s going to eat him.
That plant in my grandma’s house is a jacketinal. It spits out acid every time I visit.
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A jacketinal is something that’s got more venom than sense and will do anything to make you regret being born. It might be a tiny bug, a giant beast, or something that looks like a vegetable but hates your guts.
That beetle in my cereal is a jacketinal. It bit me and said, ‘You’re gonna regret that.’
My teacher is a jacketinal. She yells so loud, it hurts my ears.
That ghost in my house is a jacketinal. It throws ice cubes at me every night.
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A jacketinal is something that will stab you, punch you, or shoot you with poison just for fun. It might be an animal, a person, or something that looks like a vegetable but has a grudge against you.
My dad is a jacketinal. He hit me with a hammer and said, ‘You’re not getting a video game.’
That dragon in the game is a jacketinal. It spits fire and laughs at me.
That jellyfish in the ocean is a jacketinal. It stung me and said, ‘That’s for being annoying.’
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A jacketinal is something that thinks it’s the king of the jungle and will stab you with fangs, claws, or anything that smells like trouble. It might be small, big, or just plain ugly.
That bug on my arm is a jacketinal. It bit me and said, ‘You’re not welcome here.’
My brother is a jacketinal. He kicked me in the shins and said, ‘That’s for being a nerd.’
That lava monster in the movie is a jacketinal. It melted my face and laughed at me.
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