Jacketeer

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A sweaty, over-enthusiastic athlete who thinks wearing their team gear 24/7 makes them cool. They’re basically begging people to notice them, even if they’re the guy who sits on the bench and eats snacks during games.
Yo, what time's practice tomorrow? #TeamLife
I wore my jacket to the grocery store. I’m that serious.
I’m not even playing, but I’m still wearing my gear. You're not.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A prison record that shows everything about a prisoner, good, bad, or just plain shady. Sometimes they fake someone else’s jacket to make them look like a total loser.
I put a fake jacket on him. Now he looks like a complete idiot.
His jacket is full of lies and bad decisions.
That guy has a jacket thicker than his personality.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who raises someone else's kid like it's his own, whether he knows it or not. He’s basically the dad of someone else’s child, and he doesn’t even get the credit.
I raised that kid like he was my own. He’s not, but I still feel like I am.
He’s my kid, but he’s not really mine. I still treat him like he is.
I’ve raised three kids who aren’t actually mine. I’m a hero.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Your whole legal mess, like all the times you got in trouble, went to jail, or just got slapped with fines. It’s your legal history, and it’s probably not pretty.
My jacket is a mess. I’ve got a record longer than my hair.
He has a jacket that’s longer than my patience.
That jacket is full of bad choices and even worse cops.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The cops, the fuzz, the five-O. They're the people who show up when you're doing something stupid, like stealing a car or eating a whole pizza in one bite.
The cops showed up. I was eating pizza. That was the worst combo ever.
They’re the fuzz. I hate the fuzz.
Five-O showed up. I was in the middle of a robbery. It was bad.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A kid someone raises thinking he’s their real child, but he’s not. It’s like being a fake dad, but with more emotional baggage.
I thought he was my kid. Turns out, he was just my friend’s kid. I feel like a total fake dad now.
I raised that kid for ten years. He’s not my kid. I’m broken.
I told him he was my kid. He believed me. Now I feel guilty.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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1. A guy who stands guard like he’s in a movie. 2. Someone with serious attitude, like they’re the toughest guy in the world.
He’s my bodyguard. He looks like he could beat up a whole football team.
That guy is a bad ass. He doesn’t even need to speak.
He’s my bodyguard. He’s also my hero.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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