Jacketed

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Being in a serious relationship, like you're stuck with each other and you're both tired of it.

I'm jacketed with my ex, and I still have to text her about the dog.

My brother is jacketed with his girlfriend, and they're both screaming at each other in the kitchen.

I got jacketed by my crush, and now I have to pretend I like him in public.

A prison record that shows everything bad about you, and sometimes people lie about it to make others look worse.

He has a jacket so bad, the warden reads it for fun.

She put a fake jacket on her rival, and now he's in solitary confinement.

My cousin's jacket is so thick, it has a footnote.

A guy who takes care of someone else's kid, even if he doesn't know they're related.

My uncle is a jacket because he raised my cousin like he was his own kid.

That man is a jacket because he’s been taking care of my little brother for years.

She’s a jacket because she raised her neighbor’s kid even though they’re not related.

All the legal crap you've ever done, like getting in fights or getting caught doing stupid stuff.

His jacket is so bad, the judge reads it at lunch.

She has a jacket so thick, it has a table of contents.

My brother’s jacket is so long, it could be a novel.

A dweeb who wears his team’s gear everywhere, even when it’s not cool, just so he can get noticed by girls.

That jacketeer wore his team jacket to the grocery store like it was a fashion show.

He showed up to the party in his team sweatpants, just so the cheerleaders would know he was on the team.

He texts me every day: 'Yo, what time's practice? I need to look cool for the girls.'

The cops, the people who give you tickets, and the people who ruin your day.

The jacket showed up at my house with a ticket for my car.

I got pulled over by the jacket, and now I'm paying for it.

The jacket was at my house at 2 a. m. with a coffee and a ticket.

A kid who thinks a man is their dad, but he’s actually not, and he’s been raising them like they’re his own.

That kid is a jacket because he thinks my uncle is his dad, and my uncle raised him like he was his own kid.

She’s a jacket because she grew up thinking her neighbor was her dad, and he raised her like he was her real dad.

He’s a jacket because he thought his teacher was his dad, and she raised him like he was her real kid.