Jacket Worthy

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When the weather is just plain stupid and you're forced to wear a jacket or die in the cold.
I wore a jacket outside and it was 75 degrees. I'm not even mad. I'm just confused.
This is not a jacket situation. This is a full-blown weather war.
I took my jacket off and it started raining. I'm not a fan of being a fool.
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A moment when the temperature is so annoying you can't decide if you need a jacket or you're just being a baby.
It's 60 degrees and I'm wearing a jacket. My brain is broken.
I took my jacket off and it got colder. I'm not a baby, I'm a victim.
I'm wearing a jacket in 70-degree weather. My life is a mess.
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When the temperature is so bad you're either wearing a jacket or you're a total loser.
I didn't wear a jacket and it was cold. I'm a loser. That's final.
It was 65 degrees and I wore a jacket. I'm not a loser, I'm a hero.
I wore my jacket in 75-degree weather. I'm not a loser, I'm a legend.
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A situation where you’re stuck deciding whether to wear a jacket or just yell at the sky.
It was 68 degrees and I was yelling at the sky. I’m not mad, I’m just tired.
I wore my jacket and it was 70 degrees. I yelled at the sky. I’m not mad, I’m just confused.
I didn’t wear my jacket and it got cold. I yelled at the sky. That’s not a problem. That’s a choice.
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When it's so hot you can't wear a jacket, but it's also so cold you can't not wear a jacket.
It was 70 degrees and I was wearing a jacket. I’m not mad, I'm just a fool.
I took my jacket off and it got colder. I put it back on. I'm not a fool, I'm just tired.
It was 65 degrees and I was wearing a jacket like it was 5 degrees. I'm not a fool, I'm a legend.
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A time when the temperature is so stupid you're either wearing a jacket or you're a total idiot.
I wore a jacket in 75-degree weather. I’m not an idiot. I'm just a hero.
It was 60 degrees and I didn’t wear a jacket. I'm not an idiot, I'm a genius.
I took my jacket off and it got colder. I'm not an idiot, I'm just a victim.
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