jacket potato your mum

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to cram a jacket potato so far up your mom's butt it comes out her nose
My dad jacket potato'd my mom during the TV dinner battle.
She was so mad she threw the remote at me.
Now the whole neighborhood smells like baked beans.
2
when you force a jacket potato into your mum's behind like she’s a toilet
I jacket potato'd my mum because she wouldn’t stop nagging me.
The potato got stuck and she cried.
Now she’s got a baked bean stuck in her hair.
3
to throw a jacket potato at your mum’s backside and let it sit there
I jacket potato'd my mum during breakfast.
She didn’t even notice until lunch.
Now she’s got a warm potato in her pants.
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