jacket-napping

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You grab a jacket and yank it over someone’s head like they’re a prisoner and then drag them by the arm like they owe you money

I jacket-napped my cousin because he wouldn’t stop talking about his video game

My friend tried to run away, but I jacket-napped him in front of the whole class

I jacket-napped my mom because she wouldn’t let me eat pizza for breakfast

You throw a jacket on someone and rip their arm out of their sleeve just to make them walk with you like you’re the boss

I jacket-napped my brother because he said I was ugly

My teacher jacket-napped me during lunch and made me clean the floors

I jacket-napped my little sister because she stole my snack

You put a jacket on someone and pull them like a dog on a leash because they wouldn’t do what you said

I jacket-napped my dad because he forgot my birthday

I jacket-napped my best friend because he laughed at my joke

I jacket-napped my neighbor because he wouldn’t give me his candy

You slap a jacket on someone and drag them like they’re a sack of potatoes because they won’t listen to you

I jacket-napped my brother because he wouldn’t help me with my homework

I jacket-napped my mom because she said I was grounded

I jacket-napped my friend because he wouldn’t join my band

You force a jacket on someone and yank them like they’re a pig at a fair because they’re being annoying

I jacket-napped my brother because he kept making noise

I jacket-napped my teacher because she gave me extra homework

I jacket-napped my friend because he wouldn’t stop teasing me

You grab a jacket and wrestle someone to the ground just to make them follow you like you’re a superhero

I jacket-napped my friend because he wouldn’t go to the movies with me

I jacket-napped my little brother because he said I was fake

I jacket-napped my mom because she wouldn’t let me stay up late