jacket hanger

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When you take a faceplant on your skateboard and your nuts feel like they got run over by a truck.
I tried a kickflip and ended up with a jacket hanger. My nuts are still screaming.
Skateboard > me. I got a jacket hanger and my pride is dead.
I tried to ollie and failed. Now I got a jacket hanger. My nuts are in pain.
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When you crash so hard on your skateboard that your nuts feel like they got hit by a bus.
I did a jump and landed like a brick. Jacket hanger for life.
My nuts got a jacket hanger. I think I broke them.
I tried a flip and fell. Now my nuts are in a jacket hanger.
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When you fall off your skateboard and your nuts get crushed like a taco in a blender.
I fell off my board and my nuts got a jacket hanger. I’m not getting up.
Skateboard > me. My nuts are now a jacket hanger.
I tried to do a trick and failed. My nuts got a jacket hanger.
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