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A baby someone claims is theirs, but it's really someone else's kid. They're trying to look like a good parent when they're not.
My cousin says the baby is his, but I know the dad is my uncle. Total fraud.
She took the baby to the park and said it was hers. It was clearly my brother's kid.
He's trying to get child support from me, but the baby isn't even mine.
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A kid someone tries to pass off as theirs, even though it was actually made by someone else. It's like a baby version of a fake identity.
He took my baby to the doctor and said it was his. I almost got fined.
At the party, she said the baby was hers, but I knew it was my ex's kid.
He tried to get a discount with my baby, but it wasn't even his.
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A baby someone says is theirs, but it's really someone else's. They're just trying to get more attention and money.
She took my baby to the store and said it was hers. I was confused and mad.
At the park, he said the baby was his, but I knew it was my sister's kid.
He tried to claim my baby for child support. Total loser.
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