jacker's remorse

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You jerk off to something you normally hate. Then you feel like puking after you finish because you're a total waste of meat.

I jerked off to a commercial for a breakfast cereal. Now I hate myself and my taste buds.

He came to a cat video. Then he cried because he's a loser.

She got off to a guy's Instagram story. Now she's stuck in a loop of regret.

You get a hard-on from something gross. Then you realize you're a disgusting human being.

I got off to a guy's nose picking video. Now I'm questioning my life choices.

She came to a rat in a subway. Now she's got a complex.

He jerked off to a pizza commercial. Now he's a disgrace to his family.

You jerk off to something you normally hate. Then you feel like a piece of garbage.

I got off to a guy's TikTok. Now I'm stuck in a spiral of shame.

She came to a dog pooping video. Then she cried because she's a loser.

He jerked off to a car ad. Now he's a waste of oxygen.