jackers cramp

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When someone’s arm turns to jelly because they’ve been jerking off too much and it feels like their arm is being tortured by a flaming hot dog.
My arm looks like a sausage link. Jackers cramp, man.
I can’t move. I think my arm is dead. Jackers cramp, I tell you.
Why is my arm screaming? Jackers cramp, that’s why.
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A punishment from the gods for being too lazy to get a girlfriend and instead using your arm as a personal sex toy.
I got a cramp so bad I think my arm is going to fall off. Jackers cramp, I swear.
My arm is on fire. I think I overdid it. Jackers cramp, man.
I’m not moving until this cramp goes away. Jackers cramp, it’s a curse.
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When you jerk off so much your arm feels like it’s been run over by a truck full of squirrels.
I think my arm is broken. Jackers cramp, I tell you.
Why is my arm making noises? Jackers cramp, that’s what.
I can’t even hold my phone. Jackers cramp, it’s a nightmare.
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