Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To be super buff and hot like a meatloaf that just got out of the oven.

Dude just bench-pressed a cow, and now he’s jackered.

She’s got biceps like bricks and a face that could make a saint blush.

He looks like he could fight a bear and win while wearing a suit.

2

A jacker is a creepy demon that jacks off in your room while you're trying to sleep, and it's the worst.

I woke up to a jacker standing over me, jacking off like it was a job interview.

My brother said he saw a jacker in the closet and ran out screaming.

I think my neighbor is a jacker because he jacks off at 3 a. m. every day.

3

A jacker is a sneaky person who tries to steal your paper or your lunch money.

That jacker took my paper and ran like a scared rabbit.

My friend got jacked for his snack money and now he’s hungry and mad.

I saw a jacker in the hallway, and he looked like he was going to steal my life.

4

A jacker is a group of shady people who rob others in the street with guns, lies, and a bunch of friends.

That jacker group came out of nowhere and took my phone and my pride.

He was jacked by a whole gang with guns and big egos.

I tried to buy a sandwich, but I got jacked by a jacker crew.

5

A jacker is a group of people who like to jack off, and it was started by Adam Corolla on Loveline.

My friend is a jacker and jacks off in the bathroom every day.

The whole class is a jacker now because they jacked off during class.

I joined the jacker club, and now I jack off with my friends every lunch break.

6

A jacker is a street guy who takes your shoes, your money, and your dignity with threats and violence.

He jacked me for my shoes, and now my feet are freezing.

My friend got jacked for his phone and now he’s stuck with a broken phone.

That jacker took everything from me, and now I’m walking around like a sad duck.

7

A jacker is a person who takes sex ed classes while high and probably laughs at the teacher.

He jacked off during sex ed while high and got sent to the principal’s office.

My friend jacked off in class and got caught by the teacher.

She jacked off during sex ed and now everyone knows her secret.