jackend

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A jackend is when you go full hermit for a weekend. You don’t talk to anyone for more than 2 hours in 48. If it’s a long weekend, you can go up to 3 hours in 96. And if you had at least 3 sessions every day, you’ve got a real jackend on your hands.

DM: 'I didn’t speak to my mom for 2 hours over the weekend. I think I’ve achieved jackend.'

Tweet: 'Had a jackend last weekend. My dog was the only one who talked to me.'

Text: 'I had 3 sessions every day. That’s a jackend, bro.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A jackend is like a jackday, but it stretches over the weekend. If you don’t see a human for more than 2 hours in 48, you’ve got a jackend. If you had at least 3 sessions every day, you are a jackend king or queen.

Tweet: 'Jackend? That’s when I don’t even speak to my pet. I’m that deep.'

Text: 'I had a jackend. My only human contact was my brother. He was annoying.'

DM: 'I had 3 sessions a day. I’m a jackend legend.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A jackend is when you live like a cave person for a weekend. If you don’t talk to anyone for more than 2 hours in 48, you’ve got a jackend. If you had 3 sessions a day, you’re a jackend god.

Tweet: 'I had a jackend. I didn’t even talk to my cat. I was that bad.'

Text: 'I had 3 sessions each day. I’m a jackend god.'

DM: 'I didn’t see a human for 2 hours. That’s a jackend.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A jackend is when you go full reclusive for the weekend. If you don’t have any human contact for more than 2 hours in 48, you’ve got a jackend. If you had 3 sessions a day, you’re a jackend god.

Text: 'I had 3 sessions each day. I’m a jackend legend.'

Tweet: 'I had a jackend. I didn’t talk to anyone for 2 hours. I was that lonely.'

DM: 'I had a jackend. I didn’t even speak to my dog.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A jackend is when you disappear for the weekend like a ghost. You can’t talk to anyone for more than 2 hours in 48. If you had 3 sessions a day, you’ve got a real jackend.

Tweet: 'I had a jackend. I was like a ghost. No one saw me.'

Text: 'I had 3 sessions each day. That’s a jackend.'

DM: 'I didn’t talk to anyone for 2 hours. I had a jackend.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago