jackeloupe

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When you blow your load on your girl’s melons like they’re watermelons.

I just jackelouped my ex on the beach. She looked like a fruit stand exploded.

My girlfriend said I did it in the grocery store. I said it was a melon ambush.

He jackelouped my sister during lunch. The teachers didn’t even notice.

You slap your willy on your girl’s melons like they’re ripe and ready for a beatdown.

He jackelouped my cousin in the car. The whole family heard it.

I jackelouped my mom. She said I had to clean my room for a month.

My friend jackelouped his crush in the school hallway. The principal got involved.

You cum on your girl’s melons like you’re trying to win a fruit contest.

He jackelouped his girl in the park. The pigeons got sprayed too.

I jackelouped my crush in the library. The librarian gave me a detention.

My brother jackelouped his girlfriend in the kitchen. The cake got ruined.