Jackeling

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Making someone watch whatever you just saw, even if it was gross or stupid.

You saw a guy’s face explode from a soda can, and now you're making me watch it too.

You just saw your crush’s ex dump them, and now you're forcing me to watch it.

You saw a pigeon get hit by a car, and now you're making me watch it like it's the most important thing ever.

A stupid word that describes when a guy finishes and feels like a king, but it's just a dumb word made by a computer that thought it was fancy.

Your guy friend just finished and now he thinks he’s a king, but it’s just a dumb word made by a computer.

You tried to say 'ejaculation' and your computer turned it into 'jackeling' and now everyone thinks it’s a real word.

Your teacher used it in a test and now everyone is confused.

When you're both a total idiot and a complete piece of shit, all rolled into one.

You’re the guy who forgot his pants and then sat on a floor full of dirt.

You’re the one who insulted everyone and then cried when they laughed at you.

You’re the person who tried to start a fight and then ran away when it happened.

A creepy halo enemy that had sex with Kat after she was dead, and that’s just gross.

Kat was already dead, and this halo enemy still had sex with her. That’s just gross.

Kat was in the afterlife, and this halo enemy was still trying to get her back.

Kat was a ghost, and this guy was still trying to flirt with her.

A slutty high school girl who treats everyone like they’re just a mattress for her to bounce on.

She’s the girl who had sex with six boys and still acts like she’s the only one who matters.

She sits in the worst part of the school, smoking e-cigs and drinking like it’s her job.

She’s the one who had a crush on you and then dumped you for the football player.

A silly little woodland animal that laughs at you and bites you like it’s a damn joke.

You just saw a jackel giggle and then bite you, and now you're confused.

You went into the woods and a jackel laughed at you and bit your arm.

You tried to be friendly with a jackel, and now it’s your enemy.

The two little kids who are stuck with their dad and have no idea why they're always in trouble.

Andy Hall Sr. has two kids who are always getting into fights and never listen to their dad.

Those two kids are always in trouble and never know why they're being yelled at.

They're the kids who got in trouble for eating the last slice of pizza and then arguing about it.