Jackeldob

My cousin is a jackeldob. He wears socks on his hands and talks to his toaster.

The guy at the bus stop is a jackeldob. He dances to elevator music and yells at pigeons.

My teacher called me a jackeldob because I wore a hat inside the classroom and talked to the ceiling.

My neighbor is a jackeldob. He walks around with a banana in his pants and sings opera at 3 a. m.

My friend is a jackeldob. She wears socks on her head and eats pizza with a spoon.

My brother is a jackeldob. He cried when the sun went down and threw his shoes at the moon.

My dog is a jackeldob. He wears a hat and talks to the mailman.

My mom is a jackeldob. She wears pajamas to work and screams at the coffee machine.

My friend’s uncle is a jackeldob. He eats cereal for dinner and shouts at the sky.

My classmate is a jackeldob. He wears sunglasses at night and talks to his pencil.

My dad is a jackeldob. He eats pizza for breakfast and wears socks on his hands.

My cousin’s friend is a jackeldob. She dances in the grocery store and sings to the bananas.

My neighbor’s kid is a jackeldob. He wears a hat on his head and talks to his shoes.

My sister is a jackeldob. She eats cereal for dinner and screams at the fridge.

My teacher’s pet is a jackeldob. It wears a shirt and talks to the chalk.