jackelation

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A fancy way of saying when a guy blows his load and feels like a million bucks, but it was actually a messed-up typo from some dumb software that thought 'ejaculation' was 'jackelation'.
'I just had the best jackelation of my life!' said my brother after he finished his fifth pizza and a whole bag of chips.
My friend’s dog had the worst jackelation ever, just a sad puddle on the carpet.
My dad said his jackelation was so good, it woke up the neighbors.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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It’s like having a jackass for a brain and an asshole for a heart, basically, it’s a human dumpster fire.
My math teacher is a jackel, she failed me for not knowing the difference between 2 and 3.
My cousin got called a jackel because he told my mom her hair looked like a rat’s nest.
My dog’s best friend is a jackel, he eats my homework and my socks.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you look at something so gross, you make someone else look at it too, and they’re stuck with your bad taste.
My brother made me look at his lunch, there was a worm in it and it was still moving.
I forced my friend to see my failed art project, which looked like a toddler had thrown paint at it.
My mom made me look at her old prom picture, she looked like a raccoon with a glitter explosion.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The enemy in a video game who came back from the dead just to give Kat the worst time ever.
Jackel came back from the dead and took my life points in the game.
Kat’s enemy, Jackel, was so annoying, even the ghosts got mad at him.
Jackel came back just to ruin Kat’s high score in the game.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A white girl who treats you like a mattress, drinks all day, and has sex with at least six boys, usually in the worst part of the school.
My crush is a jackel cracker, she has six boyfriends and still takes selfies in the bathroom.
My friend’s sister is a jackel cracker, she’s got a tattoo of a cat and still goes to school.
That girl in my class is a jackel cracker, she’s had sex with seven boys and still drinks at lunch.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A silly woodland animal that giggles and bites you, it’s like a magic card, so it’s probably going to ruin your day.
I saw a jackel in the woods, it giggled and bit my toe.
My little brother got bit by a jackel and now he thinks he’s a wizard.
That jackel came out of nowhere and bit my homework.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The two little brats who keep their dad busy with their constant crying and messes.
Andy Hall Sr. is tired of his two jackel kids, his son cried all day and his daughter threw up on the floor.
Those two jackel kids are the reason why Andy Hall Sr. has a headache every day.
The two jackel kids broke the fridge and now they have to eat cereal for a week.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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