Jackel

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A jackel is when a jackass and an asshole had a baby. That baby is a jackel. The worst kind of human.

My homie is a jackel. He called me a f***ing idiot and then ate my lunch.

My teacher is a jackel. She gave me a D and told me to shut up.

My mom is a jackel. She yelled at me for 3 hours because I forgot to do my homework.

Jackel is when a guy f***s off and feels like a million bucks. It’s like the word ‘ejaculation’ got f***ed up by a robot.

I had a jackel during math class. I got a question wrong and my brain exploded.

I had a jackel after eating pizza. I felt like a god.

I had a jackel after I won a bet. I felt like a king.

Jackel is when you show someone something you just saw. You’re like, ‘Look at this f***ing thing’ and they’re like, ‘Why are you showing me this?’

I showed my friend a meme and it was a jackel. He laughed for 10 minutes.

I showed my mom a picture of my dog and it was a jackel. She said, ‘Why is your dog so ugly?’

I showed my crush a poem and it was a jackel. He asked me out.

Jackel is when the halo enemy f***s up kat after she dies. That’s when the real f***ing pain begins.

Kat died and got a jackel. She screamed so loud the sky turned red.

Kat’s enemy gave her a jackel. She turned into a ghost and haunted the school.

Kat got a jackel after the final boss. She cried and her hair turned white.

A High School Jackel Cracker is a white b***h who treats you like a mattress. She’s got 6+ boyfriends and she smokes and drinks like a man.

My friend is a High School Jackel Cracker. She had sex with 7 guys and still smells like wine.

My crush is a High School Jackel Cracker. She texts me and says, ‘I’m so f***ing busy.’

My teacher is a High School Jackel Cracker. She drinks alcohol and smokes like it’s her job.

Jackel is a silly animal that lives in the woods. It giggles and is a f***ing pain. It’s a magic card and it will eat you.

I saw a jackel in the woods. It laughed and then bit my leg.

I drew a jackel on my math test. My teacher yelled at me.

My friend got eaten by a jackel. He screamed and turned into a ghost.

Jackel is when the two youngest kids of Andy Hall Sr. get into trouble. They’re like, ‘We are the jackel, and we f***ing rule.’

The two youngest kids of Andy Hall Sr. got into a fight. It was a jackel.

The two youngest kids of Andy Hall Sr. did a prank. It was a jackel.

The two youngest kids of Andy Hall Sr. told a joke. It was a jackel.