jackee

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Jackee is like a cursed Egyptian goddess who lives in your eyes and makes you see things that aren’t there.

My dog saw a ghost in the fridge. I told him it was Jackee.

I blinked and my math teacher turned into a pyramid. Jackee’s doing it again.

My little brother says he can talk to the Nile. I think Jackee gave him powers.

Jackee is the reason why Egyptians had to build pyramids. She’s a goddamn eye in the sky watching you fail.

My mom said Jackee was watching me eat cereal for dinner.

I drew a pyramid on my math test. Jackee was probably laughing at me.

My dog peed on the Sphinx. Jackee must be mad.

Jackee is the most annoying Egyptian goddess. She hides in your eyes and judges you every second of the day.

I failed my math test. Jackee was in my eye the whole time.

My little brother said he saw Jackee in his lunch. I believe him.

I drew a picture of Jackee. My teacher said it was a crime.