jackedzilla

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A fat Russian who thinks he's a god and eats like a pig
"I can bench 500 pounds and still eat a whole pizza at 2 a. m.", Jackedzilla at the gym
"He tried to flirt with my mom and called her a 'salty fish.'", My cousin's text to me
"He's so big, he took up two seats on the airplane.", My friend's DM about Jackedzilla
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A Russian man who looks like he was hit by a truck and then fed a donut
"He showed up to the party in a shirt that had 10 layers.", My neighbor's story
"He tried to dance and fell over like a bag of bricks.", My cousin's Instagram story
"He eats so much, he's like a human food truck.", My friend's tweet
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A Russian guy who's so big, he makes the moon look small
"He sat down and the chair broke like it was made of paper.", My friend's text
"He tried to hug me and I almost got squished.", My brother's story
"He eats so much, he could feed a whole village.", My mom's comment on my post
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