JackedInsanity

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A lanky Mexican who thinks he's the king of the world because he can leap over a wall faster than a taco truck can crash into a stop sign. He probably stole your lunch and your dignity.
I saw him jump over a wall like it was a taco. Then he took my lunch. Classic.
He flipped me off while running away. I didn’t even get my taco back.
He sprinted past me like I was a slow-cooked burrito. I’m still hungry.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Some Mexican dude who thinks he’s a superhero because he can climb a wall in the time it takes to eat a taco. He’s gonna get deported for being too annoying.
He scaled the wall like it was a cheese taco. I was still eating my lunch.
He jumped over the wall and stole my taco. I was left with a napkin and shame.
He ran so fast I thought he was a taco ghost. I still haven’t seen my lunch.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Mexican man who thinks he’s cool because he can jump over a wall like it’s a taco. He’s gonna get sent back to Mexico because he’s too loud and too proud.
He hopped over a wall like it was a taco. I got nothing but a napkin.
He ran past me so fast I thought my taco was running away.
He yelled ‘I’m the king of the tacos’ while jumping over a wall. I still don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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