jackedest

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the most muscular person in the room who could bench-press a goat and still have energy to laugh at your dumb jokes

My cousin is the jackedest. He once deadlifted a cow.

At the gym, the jackedest guy flexed so hard, the weights started crying.

The jackedest kid in school could beat up a teacher and still have time to text his mom.

the person who looks like a superhero but has the attitude of a monster

The jackedest walked into the cafeteria and the whole school shut up.

My brother is the jackedest. He eats burgers for breakfast and still has time to troll me online.

The jackedest kid in my class can lift a car with one hand and still make fun of my hair.

the strongest person who could probably beat up a dinosaur if it had a bad attitude

The jackedest guy in my neighborhood can bench-press a dinosaur.

At the party, the jackedest guy showed up and ate all the pizza in one bite.

The jackedest kid in the class could punch a wall and make it apologize.

the most jacked person who could beat up your dad and still have time to text you

The jackedest kid in the school can run a mile and still laugh at your jokes.

My friend is the jackedest. He once did 100 push-ups and still had time to roast me.

The jackedest guy at the gym could lift a truck and still have time to text his crush.

the most jacked person who could beat up your teacher and still have time to text your mom

The jackedest kid in my class can do 50 pull-ups and still make fun of my math homework.

At the gym, the jackedest guy lifted a car and still had time to text his ex.

The jackedest person in the room could bench-press a donkey and still have time to laugh at your dumb memes.