jacked up jamison

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a guy who tells hot girls fake stories about other guys just so he can look cool

He told her his ex was a loser who still lived in his mom's basement

He said his friend got arrested for eating a whole pizza

He claimed his cousin was a famous singer who just didn't like the spotlight

a guy who makes up dumb stuff about other guys to impress hot girls and sound tough

He said his brother had a tattoo of a flamingo and cried at every movie

He told her his friend got kicked out of a bar for talking to a goat

He bragged that his cousin could eat a whole cake in one bite

a guy who lies about other guys to hot girls just to look better and get attention

He said his buddy had a pet dragon that ate homework

He told her his friend got fired for wearing socks to work

He bragged that his cousin could sing like a bird and dance like a chicken

a guy who tells hot girls stupid stories about other guys to make himself seem awesome

He said his friend had a pet robot that did math

He told her his cousin could run faster than a race car

He claimed his brother could eat a whole pizza and still do a backflip

a guy who tells hot girls crazy stuff about other guys just to seem cool and get laid

He said his friend got fired for talking to a goat

He told her his cousin was a famous singer who didn't like the spotlight

He claimed his brother could eat a whole cake in one bite and still do a backflip