Jacked-Up

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A total mess, like your life when your mom forgot to pay the bills and your dog ate your homework.
My room looks like a tornado hit it, I'm totally jacked-up.
My relationship is jacked-up, we've been fighting since Tuesday.
My GPA is jacked-up, I failed math and science.
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Short pants that show your ankles, like you're trying to look cool but you're just sad.
My shorts are so short, my ankles are getting a front-row seat to my life.
He wore those pants to the prom, his calves were screaming.
My little brother's pants are so short, he looks like a walking ankle.
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A total disaster, like when your phone dies and you're stuck in a bathroom.
My life is jacked-up, my dog ran away and my phone died.
The party was jacked-up, the music was bad and the pizza was cold.
My hair is jacked-up, I tried to style it and it looked like a raccoon attacked it.
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Short pants that show your ankles, like you're trying to look cool but you're just sad.
My shorts are so short, my ankles are getting a front-row seat to my life.
He wore those pants to the prom, his calves were screaming.
My little brother's pants are so short, he looks like a walking ankle.
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Not working, like your brain when you've had too much soda and not enough sleep.
My brain is jacked-up, I can't remember my own name.
My phone is jacked-up, it won't charge and it won't shut off.
My dog is jacked-up, he ate my homework and my lunch.
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Getting yelled at by a tough adult, like when your mom is mad and she's got a coffee in one hand and a ruler in the other.
My teacher jacked me up, he said I cheated on my math test.
My dad jacked me up, I didn't clean my room and I forgot my homework.
My drill sergeant jacked me up, I fell asleep during the lecture.
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Going up, like when you're trying to get rich and you're just barely getting started.
My grades went up, I got an A and I'm happy.
My car went up, I raised it to fix the engine.
My mood went up, I got a new phone and I'm excited.
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