Jacked to the Tits

You just found out you’re the winner of the lottery, and your best friend is still paying rent.

You’re the only one who didn’t lose their job when the boss got fired.

You’re the one who got the raise while everyone else got a slap on the wrist.

Your mom’s house looks like a tornado hit it and your dad’s in the middle of it.

Your lunch was so bad it could’ve been a punishment from the devil.

Your Wi-Fi is down, your phone is broken, and your dog is eating your homework.

Your uncle has 20 cars and still buys a new one every week.

Your cousin has a million followers but still posts selfies of her cat.

Your neighbor has a mansion, a yacht, and still buys pizza for lunch.

You asked if there was any food left, and the answer was ‘Jack Shit.’

Your friend said there was no money left, and you said ‘Jack Shit.’

You went to the store and found out there was ‘Jack Shit’ left in the fridge.