Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Blasting cum so much you’re out of gas and don’t care if your pants fall down.

Bro just jacked out in the middle of the grocery store.

He jacked out so hard he woke up the whole neighborhood.

I jacked out in the car and my mom heard it.

2

Sneaking out of work like a thief in the night because you’re too lazy to finish your shift.

He jacked out of work before noon and went to get tacos.

She jacked out mid-meeting and no one noticed.

He jacked out so fast he left his coffee behind.

3

Bragging about your meat and your bros watching like it’s the Super Bowl.

My bros watched me jacked out like it was the World Series.

We jacked out in the park and got kicked out.

He jacked out while we were eating pizza and it was glorious.

4

Chugging Jack Daniels so fast you’re barely conscious and probably gonna die.

He jacked out with three shots and started talking nonsense.

They jacked out at the bar and ended up in a fight.

I jacked out and my brain turned to jelly.

5

Calling it ‘jacking out’ because you’re too cool for normal words.

He said ‘jacking out’ like he was the coolest kid in school.

We jacked out instead of saying ‘jack off’ because we’re elite.

My bro jacked out and I was like, ‘That’s a flex.’

6

Getting so hyped by Jack White that you turn into a ghost and only see white.

He jacked out to Jack White and now he only sees white.

I jacked out and my brain turned into a neon sign.

She jacked out so hard she turned invisible.

7

Saying you’ve got nothing to do and you’re just messing around because you’re too lazy.

He jacked out because he had no job and no life.

She jacked out and just watched cat videos all day.

We jacked out because we didn’t wanna work.