jacked n tan

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The holy grail of summer. It means you’re so obsessed with looking like a meathead that you spend most of your day at the gym and the rest of it slathered in tanning oil like you’re trying to melt the beach.

Bro, I skipped my mom's birthday to work out and tan. I’m basically a human lobster now.

I got sunburned and my biceps. It was like a double whammy.

I tan so hard I could start a fire with my back.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Every man’s dream. It means you’re too lazy to do anything but show off your abs and your tan like you’re the main character of a summer blockbuster.

I came to the beach so tan I could blind people. And I still had time to lift weights.

My tan is so good, my skin is basically a highlighter.

I look like a walking tan ad. I’m that good.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The ultimate summer mission. It means you’re too dumb to know that you’re burning your skin and your brain, but you still do it anyway.

I got so tan I could start a fire. And I still had time to flex.

I spent so much time at the gym I forgot to eat. Now I’m a tan and a half.

My tan is so bad, it looks like I got run over by a sunbeam.

by Slangipedia 1d ago