Jacked like Jill

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To be so weak you could be hit by a feather and cry like a baby.
You’re jacked like Jill? I could bench press you with one hand and still have time to eat a burger.
You’re jacked like Jill? I saw a turtle beat you up.
You’re jacked like Jill? I’ve seen a kid with a broken leg do better than you.
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So soft you’re like a marshmallow in a blender.
You’re jacked like Jill? I could punch you and still have energy for a dance party.
You’re jacked like Jill? I’ve seen a cat push you over.
You’re jacked like Jill? I could run a marathon and still beat you.
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So weak you look like you just got out of a hospital and failed a test.
You’re jacked like Jill? I could take you down in my sleep.
You’re jacked like Jill? I’ve seen a dog run faster than you.
You’re jacked like Jill? I could do a pull-up and you’d still be on the floor crying.
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So flimsy you could be blown away by a sneeze.
You’re jacked like Jill? I could beat you in a race and still have time to eat a pizza.
You’re jacked like Jill? I saw a mouse push you around.
You’re jacked like Jill? I could bench press you and still have time to take a nap.
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So wimpy you could be scared by a ghost and still cry.
You’re jacked like Jill? I could take you down in one hit and still have time to laugh.
You’re jacked like Jill? I’ve seen a kid with a broken arm beat you up.
You’re jacked like Jill? I could run a mile and you’d still be out of breath.
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So puny you could be hit by a mosquito and still yell for help.
You’re jacked like Jill? I could beat you in a fight and still have time to eat a taco.
You’re jacked like Jill? I’ve seen a duck push you over.
You’re jacked like Jill? I could do a push-up and you’d still be on the ground crying.
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