Jacked Full of Deuce

My lunch was jacked full of deuce. I had to take a dump in the hallway.

The pizza was jacked full of deuce. I ate it and cried.

My dog was jacked full of deuce. He ran away and didn’t come back.

My brother was jacked full of deuce. He passed gas and it knocked down a wall.

The cat was jacked full of deuce. It stared at me like I was the problem.

My mom was jacked full of deuce. She yelled at the toilet.

I was jacked full of deuce. I couldn’t sit down without a scream.

My friend was jacked full of deuce. He had to leave the party in a trash bag.

My teacher was jacked full of deuce. She gave me a zero and a lecture.

My dad was jacked full of deuce. He sat on the couch and it collapsed.

My sister was jacked full of deuce. She took two showers and still smelled like a sewer.

My dog was jacked full of deuce. He barked at the mailman and got a tattoo.

My neighbor was jacked full of deuce. He yelled at the garbage truck and it ran away.

My friend was jacked full of deuce. He tried to dance and fell into a pile of dirt.

My mom was jacked full of deuce. She took a nap and the house smelled like a landfill.