Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy thinks he's a superhero with biceps like boulders, but he's just a skinny weenie with a bad haircut.

My cousin thinks he's Arnold Schwarzenegger, but he can't even lift a shopping bag.

He flexes like he's gonna break the mirror, but he looks like a chihuahua wearing a cape.

He said he'd beat me up, but I could've taken him with a punch from a punch bag.

2

When you steal someone’s stuff like a thief in the night, or you beat them up like they owe you money.

I jacked his lunch and ran like I was being chased by a dog.

She jacked my phone and laughed in my face.

He jacked my brother and left him crying in the hallway.

3

When you swindle someone like a con artist or rip them off like a bandit in the wild.

He stole my wallet and said it was a gift.

She took my snacks and called it a trade.

He took my bike and left me stranded.

4

When something is so messed up it's like a train wreck with a hangover and a broken leg.

This project is jacked as shit, it's like a dog ate my homework and then my brain.

My life is jacked as shit, I can't even remember my own name.

This pizza is jacked as shit, it's like it was thrown in a trash can and then microwaved.

5

When you grab something like a thief or take it without asking, like you're the king of the steal.

I jacked the last cookie and it was the best one.

He jacked my seat in class and I had to stand up.

She jacked my phone and now I can't text my mom.

6

When you're so lazy you're like a zombie who just woke up from a 10-year nap and doesn't want to move.

He jacked as shit, he didn't even get out of bed.

She jacked as shit, she just stared at the ceiling all day.

He jacked as shit and missed his own birthday party.