jackdrive

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Driving and jacking off at the same time. It’s like multitasking but with your junk.

I was stuck in traffic for 2 hours. Jackdrive was my only escape.

My mom didn’t know I was doing it until I crashed into a mailbox.

Jackdrive during a road trip? That’s a legend.

When you’re too lazy to park and too horny to wait. You just jack off in your car like a maniac.

I got a ticket for jackdrive. The cop said I was a menace.

Jackdrive in the grocery store parking lot? That’s a crime.

He did it in the drive-thru. The cashier was confused.

You’re driving and you’re also jacking off. It’s like your car’s got a second job.

Jackdrive during rush hour? That’s the ultimate flex.

My dog was watching me jackdrive. He’s never the same.

I did it in the airport. The security guy asked if I was high.