Jackden

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Jackden is a soft, brainy, laugh-out-loud kind of guy who makes even the worst days feel like a decent Tuesday. He’s got the brains of a genius and the heart of a doofus, and he’ll probably argue with you for an hour if you call him hot.
Hey Jackden, you look like you just won the lottery and ate a whole pizza.
Jackden, I swear you’re the only person who can make me laugh during math class.
Jackden, you’re like a superhero with a side of gaming and a crush on Doctor Who.
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Jackden is the kind of guy who makes your day better just by existing. He’s clever, he’s cute, and he’s got the brainpower of a thousand monkeys. He’ll probably argue with you for an hour if you call him hot.
Jackden, you’re the reason I passed algebra.
Jackden, you look like you just finished a marathon and still have time to beat me at Mario Kart.
Jackden, you’re the only person who can make me laugh while I’m eating pizza at 2 a. m.
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Jackden is a chubby, brainy, hilarious guy who makes your day better just by being around. He’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a goofball, and he’ll probably argue with you for an hour if you call him hot.
Jackden, you’re like a walking joke machine.
Jackden, you look like you just won the lottery and ate an entire pizza.
Jackden, you’re the reason I don’t fail every class.
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Jackden is a chubby, brainy, hilarious guy who makes your day better just by being around. He’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a goofball, and he’ll probably argue with you for an hour if you call him hot.
Jackden, you’re like a walking joke machine.
Jackden, you look like you just won the lottery and ate an entire pizza.
Jackden, you’re the reason I don’t fail every class.
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Jackden is the kind of guy who can make your day brighter just by being in it. He’s smart, he’s cute, and he’s got the brainpower of a thousand monkeys. He’ll probably argue with you for an hour if you call him hot.
Jackden, you’re like a walking joke machine.
Jackden, you look like you just won the lottery and ate an entire pizza.
Jackden, you’re the reason I don’t fail every class.
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Jackden is a chubby, brainy, hilarious guy who makes your day better just by being around. He’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a goofball, and he’ll probably argue with you for an hour if you call him hot.
Jackden, you’re like a walking joke machine.
Jackden, you look like you just won the lottery and ate an entire pizza.
Jackden, you’re the reason I don’t fail every class.
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