Jackcolive

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a giant sausage that makes you jealous
My cousin’s jackcolive is so big it could beat up a chicken.
I saw it in the shower and I almost cried.
He said it was bigger than my mom’s shopping list.
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a meaty miracle that makes your mouth water
I almost swallowed my tongue when I saw it.
It was so big it had its own zip code.
He said it could fit three tacos inside.
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a cock so big it could start a war
It looked like it could take down a castle.
He said it could beat up a dragon.
I think it’s the reason the moon is round.
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