Jackclown

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A person who thinks they're the smartest person in the room but can't even spell 'ignorance' without help from a dictionary and a curse word.

'I don't need to study for this test. I already know everything.', then failed the test and cried in the hallway.

'He said he was a genius. I asked him what a genius was. He said 'a genius is someone who thinks they're smart.'

Tried to explain gravity to a jackclown. He said it was 'just a theory' and walked out.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A human who talks like they're the king of knowledge but can't even figure out why the sky is blue without looking it up and then swearing at the internet.

'I know everything about history. I just don't remember the dates.', then got confused when someone asked about the French Revolution.

Tried to argue that the Earth is flat. When someone showed him a picture of space, he said 'that's just a photo edit.'

Claimed he knew how to fix a car. It took three minutes and a curse word to realize he didn't know the difference between oil and water.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A person who thinks they're the top of the food chain but can't even do basic math and still calls everyone else a 'moron.'

'I don’t need to study. I can do this all in my head.', then pulled out a calculator and swore at it.

Argued that 2+2=5. When someone showed him a calculator, he said 'that’s just a machine trying to tell me I’m wrong.'

Tried to explain how a computer works. It took five minutes and a curse word to realize he didn’t know what a computer was.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A human who acts like they're the smartest person in the world but can’t even spell 'smart' and still calls others 'idiot.'

'I don’t need to read the book. I already know all the answers.', then failed the quiz and swore at the teacher.

Tried to explain the solar system. When someone asked what a planet was, he said 'a planet is a thing that goes around the sun. I think.'

Told everyone he knew how to fix a phone. It took ten minutes and a curse word to realize he didn’t know what a phone was.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago