jackchickian

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Like the cringe-filled, Jesus-blasting comics by Jack Chick. Full of stupid sermons and bad art that makes you want to punch a Bible.
My uncle sends me a jackchickian comic every Sunday. It’s like being forced to watch a church play written by a toddler.
That jackchickian poster on my wall screams at me every time I blink.
My teacher showed us a jackchickian comic, and I cried. Not from sadness. From rage.
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Jack Chick’s work is like a bad dream. Religious, loud, and so low quality it hurts.
I saw a jackchickian comic on the bus. It made me want to throw up and convert to atheism at the same time.
My mom left a jackchickian pamphlet on my desk. I read it. Now I hate my mom and Jesus.
That jackchickian ad in the grocery store was so annoying, I bought a bag of chips just to block it.
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Jack Chick’s stuff is the worst. It’s like being yelled at by a Bible that’s also crying.
My friend’s phone is full of jackchickian messages. He’s like a walking sermon.
I got a jackchickian DM from my cousin. It started a war between me and my soul.
That jackchickian flyer was so bad, it made me question my entire life.
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