jackcaton

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To jackcaton is when someone acts like they know everything about a game but actually have no life and just sit there screaming at a screen.
"You jackcaton! I beat you 10 times!", from a guy who plays 2 hours a week.
"Jackcaton? More like Jackcaton the loser.", said by someone who lost 5 times.
Jackcaton is the reason I have 300 friends who don’t know who I am.
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A jackcatona is a person who talks too much about a game they don’t even know how to win and still manages to lose every time.
"Why you jackcatona? You didn’t even finish the level!", from a guy who got killed by a robot."
"Jackcatona is when you talk like you’re the best, but you’re just sad."
"She’s a jackcatona and still can’t beat me at Mario Kart."
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To be jackcatona is to think you're cool because you play a game, but you're just a sad, loud, annoying person who lives in a basement.
"You’re a jackcatona and you know it.", said by someone who got you banned from the game."
"I’m not jackcatona, I just know how to win.", said by someone who lost 3 times in a row."
"Jackcatona is when you’re too loud for your own good."
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A jackcatona is a person who yells at a screen like it owes them money and still can’t beat the first level.
"You jackcatona! I beat you in 2 minutes!", said by someone who took 20 minutes to beat the level."
"Jackcatona is when you’re too loud and still lose."
"He’s a jackcatona and still can’t beat me at Call of Duty."
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