jackbooted thugs

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Fancy-pants brutes who stomp on people's faces like they're made of cake, usually wearing jackboots that scream 'I'm here to ruin your day.'

They kicked my door down at 2 a. m. and called me a 'drug-dealing menace.'

My grandma got arrested because her neighbor dropped a joint on the floor.

They trampled my cat and called it a 'hostage situation.'

Smelly, grumpy DEA agents who look like they’ve been living in a garbage can for years and think your plants are a crime.

They came in with a crowbar and a bad attitude, just to check my plants.

They called my mom a 'drug-fueled menace' because she had a tea bag in her hand.

They took my TV and said it was evidence.

ATF goons who think every Cuban kid is a bank robber and they're just here to prove it by breaking your house apart.

They chased a kid who was just eating cereal and called him a 'robbery suspect.'

They broke my window just to yell at my neighbor.

They took my dog and said it was a 'gang member.'

FBI agents who think they're in a spy movie and every time they come in, they bring a whole army with them.

They surrounded my house like it was a nuclear bomb about to go off.

They interrogated my cat and called it a 'terrorist associate.'

They took my car and said it was 'evidence of a global conspiracy.'