jackbones

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When you stick your wiener in someone like a jackhammer on a construction site, and you do it so hard you could break a bone.
My cousin jackboned his girlfriend so hard, the neighbor called the cops.
He jackboned his ex during a Zoom call and she screamed for the whole office to hear.
I jackboned my mom and she said I was louder than the vacuum.
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Zero dollars, because jack is zero and bones are cash, and you’re broke.
I had $0 because I spent all my jackbones on candy.
My jackbones are zero, and I can’t even buy a soda.
I went to the store with $0 and came back with nothing but shame.
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