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Jack is the guy who looks like a god and plays Fortnite like it's his job he'll carry you and your dumbass through every match and he'll give you dating tips that actually work he's the kind of guy who gets girls to drop their pants just by whispering in their ears
DM: Bro, Jack just carried me through a 20 minute battle royale and then told me my dating profile was worse than my aim
Text: Jack just gave me dating advice and now I'm trying to convince my crush to go out with me instead of my mom
Tweet: Jack is the reason I got a girl to text me and not my ex who still thinks I'm cute