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Jackayla is a goddamn miracle in human form. She’s so nice you’d think she was born in a candy factory. If you have one as your best friend or girlfriend, don’t let her go or you’ll end up in a mental institution.
I dated a Jackayla once. Now I live in a hotel and eat ramen for breakfast.
My best friend is a Jackayla. I’ve never had a better reason to stay alive.
I got dumped by a Jackayla. I still haven’t forgiven the universe.