Jackawan

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a tiny little dude with squinty eyes and a body like a meatloaf. He laughs like a maniac and thinks fighting is a sport.

Jackawan just challenged me to a chicken fight. I said yes. He brought a chicken. I brought a crow.

He laughed so hard during my bad joke that he wet his pants. I don’t know if he was mad or just relieved.

He tried to bench press a cow. The cow won.

a small guy with narrow eyes and a body that looks like it was built by a man with a hammer. He’s always ready to laugh and cause chaos.

Jackawan took a dump in the principal’s coffee. The principal cried. I laughed.

He told a joke so bad that the whole class started a food fight.

He tried to bench press a goat. The goat ran away.

a little guy with tiny eyes and a body that looks like it was carved out of meat. He laughs like a madman and thinks he’s invincible.

Jackawan tried to bench press a cow. The cow bench pressed him back.

He laughed so loud during my failed magic trick that he broke his own nose.

He told a joke so bad that the math teacher started crying.