Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake friend who treats you like garbage but acts all friendly when they need something.

'Hey bro, can I borrow $20?' I said no. Now he won't talk to me.

'He laughed at my joke, then told my crush I was a weirdo.'

'He sat with me at lunch, then told everyone I was a loser.'

2

A fake friend who fakes your friendship until you're out of luck and they can laugh at you.

'You failed the test? I passed it. I'll pretend I didn't know you.'

'He asked me to his party, then told everyone I was a weirdo.'

'He sat with me at lunch, then told everyone I was a loser.'

3

A fake friend who acts like they're your bestie but will stab you in the back for a laugh.

'He said we were besties, then told my crush I was a weirdo.'

'He laughed at my joke, then told my crush I was a weirdo.'

'He sat with me at lunch, then told everyone I was a loser.'

4

A fake friend who lies to your face just to get what they want.

'He said he'd help me with math, then told my teacher I was a bad student.'

'He asked me to his party, then told everyone I was a weirdo.'

'He said he'd help me with math, then told my teacher I was a bad student.'

5

A fake friend who talks to you until they get what they want, then forget you exist.

'He asked me to his party, then told everyone I was a weirdo.'

'He said he'd help me with math, then told my teacher I was a bad student.'

'He said we were besties, then told my crush I was a weirdo.'

6

A fake friend who lies to your face just to get what they want.

'He asked me to his party, then told everyone I was a weirdo.'

'He said he'd help me with math, then told my teacher I was a bad student.'

'He said we were besties, then told my crush I was a weirdo.'