jackassume

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When you guess something stupid like a brain-dead donkey on a sugar rush. It’s like being a fool and then pretending you’re smart.

I thought the math test was easy. Turns out I jackassume’d and failed.

She said the dog would come home. He didn’t. She jackassume’d big time.

He thought he could beat the game on the first try. Total jackassume.

Making a dumb guess that makes your brain look like a trash can. It’s like assuming without thinking, and then getting called out.

He jackassume’d that the pizza was free. It wasn’t. He got called out by the delivery guy.

She said the cat would nap all day. It ran around like a lunatic. She jackassume’d.

He thought the math problem was easy. It wasn’t. He jackassume’d and got it wrong.

When you guess something so dumb it makes your brain scream. Like you're a idiot who thinks they're a genius.

He jackassume’d that the teacher would let him leave early. She didn’t. He screamed in agony.

She said the dog would eat the homework. It didn’t. She jackassume’d and cried.

He thought he could win the race without training. He jackassume’d and got last.

Guessing something so stupid it could make a donkey laugh. You're like a brain-dead fool who thinks they're smart.

He jackassume’d that he could do the whole test in five minutes. He couldn’t. He got a zero.

She thought the dog would do her homework. It didn’t. She jackassume’d and failed.

He said he could beat the game on the first try. He couldn’t. Total jackassume.

When you guess something so dumb it’s like your brain exploded. You think you’re smart, but you're not.

He jackassume’d that he could win the race without training. He couldn’t. He got last.

She said the dog would eat the homework. It didn’t. She jackassume’d and cried.

He thought the math test was easy. He jackassume’d and failed.