Jackassory

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A fancy word for when a guy acts like a total idiot because he thinks he's the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to put up with him.

'You didn't text me back? I guess I'm just supposed to know your life is more important than mine.'

'He left the restaurant because the waiter didn't bring him extra fries.'

'I proposed to him and he asked if I wanted a ring or a promotion.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When a guy behaves like a petulant child who doesn't know how to be a grown-up and thinks being rude is a superpower.

'I got a promotion and he still thinks I'm the one who's being silly.'

'He yelled at the barista because the coffee was 'not hot enough for him.'

'He asked me to leave the house because I used the last of the toothpaste.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The act of being a total waste of space and time because you're too lazy to be even slightly decent.

'He didn't even say thank you when I bought him a shirt for his birthday.'

'He left the room because I used the bathroom before he did.'

'He started a fight over who had to do the dishes.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When a guy acts like he's the only one who matters and everyone else is just a background character in his stupid life story.

'He forgot our anniversary and said it was 'not a big deal' because he was busy with his video game.'

'He didn't even look at me when I told him I was pregnant.'

'He asked for a raise and then said I was being dramatic when I asked for a new couch.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The habit of being a total jerk who thinks the world revolves around him and everyone else is just there to suffer.

'He left the restaurant because I didn't order enough food for him.'

'He yelled at me because I didn't remember his favorite song.'

'He said I was being 'annoying' when I asked him to stop snoring.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago