Jackassitude

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The kind of attitude only a real jackass would have when they're being extra stupid and annoying

I don't know why I even talk to him. He's got more jackassitude than a whole room full of monkeys.

She showed up late, spilled my drink, and then called me a failure. Classic jackassitude.

He texted me at 2 AM just to say he was hungry. That's not a problem. That's jackassitude.

When someone acts like they're the king of the dumb people and everyone else is just there to suffer

He took the last slice of pizza and then sat there like he'd done everyone a favor. Jackassitude in full effect.

She yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong drink. And then she ordered another one. Jackassitude, pure and simple.

He kept interrupting the meeting with random questions. It was like he was trying to make everyone lose their minds.

The behavior of someone who thinks they're the most important person in the room and everyone else is just extra

He wouldn't stop talking during the movie. He acted like the whole theater was his personal stage. Jackassitude at its finest.

She texted me during my presentation. And then she laughed at me. That's not just jackassitude. That's a crime.

He walked into the restaurant and immediately started arguing with the menu. I don't know what he wanted, but I know he got it.

When someone's attitude is so bad it makes you want to punch them in the face and then eat the punch

He kept making fake coughs during my speech. I was trying to be professional. He was being a jackass. And that's just jackassitude.

She texted me during my lunch break. And then she asked me to do her job for her. That's not a request. That's jackassitude.

He started a fight with the guy behind him just because he spilled his coffee. I don't know who's worse. The jackass or the coffee.

The kind of attitude that makes you think the person has no brain and also no soul

He walked into the room and immediately started talking about his dog like it was a celebrity. That's jackassitude, straight up.

She yelled at the barista for giving her the wrong drink and then asked for another one. That's not just rude. That's jackassitude.

He took the last donut and then made a joke about it. I don't know if I'm more mad at him or at the donut.