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the art of being a total idiot and not knowing it
I passed the test by accident. No one told me I was stupid.
He said he was a genius. Then he cried because he spilled soup.
She called me a moron and then asked me for help.
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when you act like you know everything but are actually clueless
He gave a speech about space and had no idea what a planet was.
She said she was a pro at cooking and burned the toast.
He told me he knew the answer and then said, 'Wait, what was the question?'
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the skill of being annoying and not caring
He talked over everyone and didn't notice.
She kept interrupting and never shut up.
He texted me 10 times about the same thing.
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the talent of being a fool and still thinking you're cool
He fell down and still said he was a rockstar.
She drew a cat and called it a masterpiece.
He made a mess and then took a bow.
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the habit of being a dork and never realizing it
He wore socks with sandals and thought it was fashion.
She talked to herself and didn't care.
He named his goldfish 'Sir Bumblebop' and was proud.
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the ability to be a jerk and still think you're awesome
He laughed at my joke and then said I was a loser.
She called me a dummy and then asked for my advice.
He said I was a nobody and then asked me to help him.