JackAssBackwards

My neighbor tried to explain quantum physics to me like I was a toddler.

My boss thinks he invented the wheel and still acts like he’s the only one who knows how to use it.

My cousin tried to teach me how to cook and burned down the kitchen.

My coworker tried to start a war with the coffee machine.

My friend thinks he’s a superhero just because he can do push-ups.

My uncle yelled at the TV because the remote didn’t work.

My cousin tried to write a poem and it was just random words.

My neighbor thinks he’s a detective because he saw a cat running away.

My brother got into a fight with a toaster.