jackassary

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When someone does something so dumb it makes your brain hurt and your face turn red from laughing at them.

My dog ate my homework and I still failed the test. Jackassary at its finest.

He tried to fix the toilet with a banana. It exploded. Classic jackassary.

She texted her ex: 'I miss you' and he replied: 'I miss you too, but I also miss my sanity.'

A moment so stupid it deserves its own award, like the 'Golden Idiot' from the annual jackass ceremony.

He tried to flirt with the barista by yelling, 'I love coffee!' at 2 a. m. Jackassary confirmed.

My friend tried to propose to his girlfriend with a sandwich. It was a ham sandwich. And it failed.

He texted me: 'I think I found my soulmate.' I replied: 'It’s a raccoon.'

Doing something so stupid it makes your brain yell at you to stop being a fool.

He tried to teach his cat how to dance. The cat just stared. Jackassary in full effect.

She tried to start a fire with a spoon. It didn’t work. Also, she burned her hand.

He texted me: 'I found my missing sock.' I replied: 'That’s not a sock, that’s a conspiracy.'